After last night, I could never be a politician.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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