I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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