we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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