"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm way too hungover for life right now
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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