Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
