he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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