Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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