Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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