normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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