We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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