hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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