i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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