dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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