thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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