When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
this will be a night to untag.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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