I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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