I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I believe in your delicious
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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