love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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