If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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