He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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