I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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