it wasn't lemon gatorade
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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