16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
The adults are the big ones right?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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