Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
