Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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