It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
All the doctor said was why
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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