so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
