I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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