Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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