It's just like the Real World with babies
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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