Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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