all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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