I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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