yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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