About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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