Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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