On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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