I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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