That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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