I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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