I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
COCAINE IS GR8
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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