Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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