Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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