I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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