glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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