i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I have demons in me.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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