awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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