she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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