I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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