just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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