The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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