your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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