Dual....:-)
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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