my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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