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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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