Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Michael Bay diarrhea
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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