There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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